Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Note to oneself.....

Cleaning is a very important part of life, it makes sure I don't get killed by germs and bugs.
However, whilst under the influence of prescribed sedatives, the rest of yesterdays vodka, a loose house rabbit (whose only purpose in life is to run around me like a demented giro) to decide stand on a chair, then climb onto a table to undo a screw I can't see (which is holding up a curtain rail), the resulting fall and nasty ankle injury is likely to get me detained on another section 136.
For today, why not just watch the Olympics dear, it has got to be safer.

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